Dear The Universe,

Please don’t make really weird things happen to me. I was sitting on my couch, minding my own business (what business? Im not self employed) when I turned on the tv to watch The Daily Show. Nothing weird there, I love that show. When I watch it it seems as though I’m a young smart person (I’m not). Since I’m a young smart person (lies) I tend to multitask, so I opened up my expensive high speed laptop (not true) and went to Stumbleupon. I was excited to see what website the Stumble button (Stumbutton?) and the the website it brought was…… Thedailyshow.com. I was frozen in mortal fear. Had I ripped a whole in the space-time continuum? Was hell itself about to swallow me whole? I felt like the Double Rainbow guy, only scared. As I waited to fade from the family portrait (Back To The Future anyone?) I slowly realized that I overreacted.

Sorry,

Will

PS That was a waste of time.

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